There’s the usual sidequests – standard stuff like giving an acorn a deed to own property, fishing a baby carrot out a trash can, murdering a snail that’s late on his rent, you know, just normal video game things. ![]() It’s a quest driven game – go from point A to point B, solve a problem to gain an item, use that item to enter a previously restricted area, fight a boss and learn where to go next. Mayor Onion’s list of demands is odd, requesting things like a fork, a laser pointer and glowing goo that is most definitely radioactive. Armed with a watering can and a sword made of soil, you have to complete a series of errands for Mayor Onion, in order to get your greenhouse back because you owe a ridiculously high amount of property tax on it. You, play as Turnip Boy, a sentient turnip in a land of sentient animals, flora and fauna, who for whatever reason decided to keep the taxation system that the long dead humans used. Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is a gem of a game, that can be beaten in only a few hours but god are those hours memorable. ![]() More specifically, a game about a sentient turnip that hasn’t paid his taxes and now has to run errands for the mayor (who is an onion) in order to get his home back. So, given the stress that the topic of taxes causes a large majority of the population, you’re probably as surprised as I am to here that there is a game about tax evasion. I’m lucky enough to be earning enough to live my life fairly comfortably, but I am still ever cautious of things like rises in tax rates when the government changes leadership, energy bills ramping up in the colder months and unforseen emergencies cutting into my budget. Then once I’ve taken the remaining amount and used it to pay off my essentials like my mortgage, utility bills and things like pet insurance, there’s not a whole lot left. They pay for roads, healthcare, lampposts, schools and tonnes more.Įvery month, when I receive my paycheck from work, my initial monthly salary is reduced by things like National Insurance, pension funds and student loan repayments. It’s something I didn’t fully understand until I started my current position, a fresh graduate of university with several part time roles under their belt. There are more varieties of taxes than types of tea, which to be honest is kind of befuddling to think about. Considering that I’m still alive, much to the disappointment of whoever is pulling the strings of fate, the only constant that I get to enjoy as a fully fledged adult, is taxes. is not allowed.The world often states that there are only two constants in life – death and taxes. Self Promotion, and/or posts and comments that you have a financial stake in are not allowed.ĭiscussion about jailbreaking / hacking / fraud / piracy / account trading and sharing / region switching / e.t.c. No blogspam, buying, selling, trading, begging, or giving away of anything without express prior approval of the mods. Memes, image macros, reaction gifs, polls and petitions are not allowed as posts. Spoilers and NSFW posts must be properly marked. ![]() Looking to show off that latest achievement or 1000/1000 gamerscore in a game? Need help getting an achievement or looking to partner up and boost some online ones? This subreddit is for you! Subreddit Rulesįollow the rules of reddit and reddiquette.
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